So there was this little elf dude, who wanted to save the world... or was it his lunch? Can’t remember... anyways he decides to take out the evil warlord next door, only problem was, he didn't have no sword or shield or anything. So he asked his mom and dad for a weapon of some sort, maybe even a shield. so his mom gave him a truly sturdy bread stick and his dad gave him an everlasting Lifesaver Shield. and so armed with his new trusty weapons, he went and did battle with the evil warlord next door, and he WON!!! Soon, all the girlies on the block were in love with him, and all the guys were jealous as usual but see, about this time, he hears about this warlord in the next town over causing trouble, and figure, ‘ok, I got one, 2 shouldn’t be a problem, but he might be tougher, so I might need some armor...’ so he searches the 1st warlords castle, and finds the truly yummy Chicken Jerky Armor and so , armed with his new trusty garment, and his truly sturdy Breadstick and his Everlasting Lifesaver Shield the new hero left to do battle with the evil warlord in the next town...
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